Friday night:
R: I don't mean to be rude, but I need some boobs and a pretty face over here...
Me: Excuse me?!?!
R: I didn't mean just for me. I just need to get the bartender's attention. Please don't kill me.
Me: Oh, sorry for the look of death. Scoot over so I can lean on the bar...and thanks for the compliment.
R: You see how well that worked?

Tonight:
Me: I'm really tired, so I'm going to take a nap. I really don't think about eating when I'm sleeping, so don't come in and ask me, ok?
Mom: Sounds good. Do you want to eat?

Yeah, it's turned out to be a wonderful weekend. :) Friends Friday and Silly family Saturday...plus I got to see the kids. Tomorrow: football with friends. Life isn't so bad when you take a minute to enjoy it.